Alright. I am in a very happy mood, but I have been itching to write about my pet peeves for a little bit, so here goes...
One- People who step on your foot, and bump into you or something, and SAY NOTHING! It's so rude. I have resorted to saying very loudly, "Ouch!" or "Excuse me!", much to the amusement of my friends.
Two- Men in public gathering places that apparently have no dating experience. For example, if you are trying to catch my eye and smile, and I am steadfastly ignoring you, that IS NOT an invitation to come over and offer to buy me something! Or, if this happens, and I smile and politely decline, DO NOT call me a cuss word! It shows your poor upbringing. Also, if the previous situation happened to you fifteen minutes before, you MAY NOT come up to me on the dance floor and try to dance with me. Um, what?
Three- Again, this pertains to men. If I am out somewhere with someone, and he goes to the bathroom, please do not use this as an opportunity to come up to me and ask for my number. When I very nicely explain that I am here with someone, a good example of an INAPPROPRIATE answer is, "He doesn't have to know." This has actually happened to me more than once.
Four- Those awful shopping carts with the one crappy wheel that either shakes incessantly, or squeals like I am physically abusing it. Attention K-Mart shoppers, I AM HERE. Haha.
Five- My siblings, Yep, all of them, because they ALL like to make fun of me in front of people I am trying to impress to show said people, "No, she isn't as cool as she is pretending to be." Yes, I am looking at YOU, Lisa and Kim!
That is all. Have an amazing day.
2 comments:
Keep 'em comin Kendy, we loves 'em.
Does it make me a bad sister that I have mocked you publicly so often that I cannot even REMEMBER the event to which you are referring? PS, you can stand some public humiliation, what with all those man constantly throwing themselves at you. We all need a little humility!! Love you, rock star!
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